Facebook Status: The Art of the Miniblog

Facebook has never interested me much. The hours spent searching,
commenting and generally stalking those in whom you've never had a
real interest, much less a relationship, have just not quite found
their way into my incredibly hectic, busy life. Ok, seriously, while I
may have more discretionary time than many house cats, I still could
never get into it. Until...The Status. I have found this creative e-
outlet allows me to express the little snipets of clarity or the
random thoughts that swim through my oft disjointed mind. Humor, pain,  joy; all conveyed between the 'is' and the '.' Wow, now there's a truly useful feature. And it makes stalking that friend of a friend's
boyfriend's cousin that much easier. Not that I'd know.

Ok, back to important stuff now...Michael is typing a blog...